Are you searching for the perfect gag, baby shower gift? This is a joke book! Welcome to my essential dark humor guide for new parents: '101 Ways To Not Kill Your Baby'. Written by a comedian, this guide is packed with cautionary tales that highli
Are you searching for the perfect gag, baby shower gift? This is a joke book! Welcome to my essential dark humor guide for new parents: '101 Ways To Not Kill Your Baby'. Written by a comedian, this guide is packed with cautionary tales that highli
My mom is a train-enthusiast. She runs trains with my dad's friends every weekend. She told me she loves it because they play music and she gets to do something she loves with people she is close to. I tease her a lot about it because it seems really
It's been a few weeks since we started to camp. Things got hard when we were denied food stamps. The truth you see is harder to say. Foreclosure happens. When mortgage we can't pay. Mom and dad are so sorry we lied. Camping we're not. So swall
Sandy was killed in a tragic fire. Beth was poisoned with a pacifier. Tracey got into mom's psychedelic drugs. Gunther died of sepsis. Thanks to bed bugs. Jackson was left to die in an alley. A tornado is what killed baby Sally. Sean was killed in a m
Mom and dad were fighting too much. So dad packed his bags. He said she was such.... A bitch all the time. Are the words that he spoke. Now they're divorced. And he left your mom broke. Difficult choices your mommy must make. Make it say strength in c
Mike Hunt Smells Like Fish: A Children's Book for Adults Who Should Know Better Meet Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt smells like fish. Mike Hunt gets hairy, bleeds, squirts, once got crabs, scratched endlessly, has ingrown hairs, collects toys, has a piercing, g
Unicorns aren't real. Buckle in. I'm about to hit you in the feels. Tooth fairies are completely fake. You found moms money when you were awake. Nobody knows why they pay for your teeth with cash. Old teeth are gross. They wind up in the trash. Ya
My Big Black Hawk is a light-hearted joke book that combines silly puns and slapstick humour with a child's tale of a man and his pet black hawk. This book is intended for anyone who likes a good laugh.
Born with an oversized throat so grand, A rare condition you'd never planned, Swallowing objects with greatest ease, Her presence at parties, always a tease. White and fluffy, a female goat, With a giant neck, she likes to gloat, She'll take thing